Monday, March 08, 2010
Oscars: 2:29 a.m.
Seems slightly inappropriate that Carey Mulligan and Zoe Salanda enter to the tune of, "Thank Heavens for Little Girls." I think both should get an Oscar for navigating those stairs with those shoes and those trains. Any time they saved by not singing all of the Oscar songs has now evaporated due to the over-long introduction to the Animated Shorts Oscar award.
Oh no! Wallace and Gromit lose! This is terrible. More long faces at the breakfast table tomorrow morning.
Ben Stiller as Avatar. Are they ever going to let that poor man come to the Oscars in a tux? He is funny. Ironic that he's doing the Best Makeup award in makeup for a movie not nominated for it.
Time for a Dodgeball reference, just because I can: "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball."