Friday, April 29, 2011

Royal Wedding Day!

Throughout the morning, I'll compile all my tweets and post them here. If you want to cut out the middle man, just follow me on twitter @mastapleton.
Maureen Stapleton
Fabulous hat: a wedding cake with a bride and groom on the top. Fantastic. She was in Hyde Park, not the Abbey. Obviously.
Maureen Stapleton
Baroness Thatcher was invited, but is "too unwell" to attend. Make sure that obit is in good shape.
Maureen Stapleton
I have to say: No one does hats better than British women. I was born to live in the UK. Oh, wait, I do.
Go Fug Yourself
by mastapleton
Piers just noted it's sad Diana's not here because parties were "right up her street." Also, IT'S HER SON'S WEDDING, dude. -H
Maureen Stapleton
Elton John has arrived. He and David DID NOT bring the baby.
Maureen Stapleton
BBC now interviewing the hairdressers. I have to say, the quality of the filler is a little depressing.
Elizabeth Windsor
by mastapleton
Hat on. Had to wait to the last minute to prevent The Queen of Denmark seeing it and nipping out to place a bet on the colour.
Maureen Stapleton
Guy Ritchie now chatting with Victoria and David. "Can you believe they're making us wait with these plebes?" they're saying.
Maureen Stapleton
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@ Gotta watch it live. Let me know if you want any half-price momentos, which I'll be able to get soon.
Simon Pegg
by mastapleton
The streets of London are thin with republicans.
Maureen Stapleton
Love the ongoing debate about whether David Cameron and other politicians will wear morning dress. We all know he's a toff. He might as well
Maureen Stapleton
Tara P-T looks stunnying. Love the dress, hat and colour she picked. (US friends: She's a socialite here)
Maureen Stapleton
@ This is payback for all my late nights at the Oscars. Welcome! It's bright and sunny here.
Maureen Stapleton
Just swtiched over to ITV coverage. In 5 minutes, they screwed up twice in that time. Bush league.
Maureen Stapleton
BBC interviewing mad Canadian who SLEPT OUT OVERNIGHT WITH A BABY along the route. She also has a replicate ring. Insanity.
Maureen Stapleton
Victoria Beckham wearing navy blue. Guy behind her keeps sneezing. David just said "Bless You" to him. Class act..
Maureen Stapleton
BBC showing map again of the route for . More bullshit filler.
Maureen Stapleton
BREAKING: BBC says "The Beckhams have arrived." We assume she'll be wearing one of her own designs.
Maureen Stapleton
Huge crowds already gathering in London for next Thursday's referendum. (From @)
Maureen Stapleton
Prince gets pile of titles, including Baron Carrickfergus. Kate gets one: Duchess of Cambridge.
Maureen Stapleton
Already loads of news to share about the . "This is already bullshit filler," says Anne. Have to agree.
Princess Diana
by mastapleton
Wedding guests received an etiquette guide so they know what’s appropriate to say & do. All they have to do is get Prince Phillip to read it
Fake AP Stylebook
by mastapleton
Note that your "didn't we fight a war to get away from this bullshit" Royal Wedding editorial may not go over well.
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Fake AP Stylebook
by mastapleton
Keep comparing Kate Middleton to Princess Diana. Every bride enjoys hearing how much she's like her mother-in-law.

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