Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Demi and Ashton Wed

Demi Moore (who has the same birthday as me-- Novemeber 11!) reportedly wed her boyfriend of two years, Ashton Kutcher, in a Kabbalah ceremony over the weekend.

However, there is now speculation that the "ceremony" was a prank for Kutcher's show, Punk'd, where he plays practical jokes on stars.

Whatever the case, I wish these two crazy kids all the luck in the world.

Now that's out of the way, I'd like to say for the record that I'm including them in my "Sure to be Divorced/Broken Up" List, which did include Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney until recently.

If you're curious, here's some of the other star unions I've got on my Watch List:
-Britney Spears and Kevin Federline
-Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
-Paris and Paris
-Hillary Swank and Chad Lowe
-Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez (sorry, I know it seems like Real Love, but look at her track record)
-Beyonce and Jay Z
-Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachley (although I barely know who either one of them is)

Also, I'd like to apologize for the lack of postings of late. It is Birthday Eve here for Son No. 1, so we've been in the thick of preparations. Those of you with children will understand.


Anne P. said...

Great list. I have to say, as much as Katherine Zeta Jones bugs me, she's stuck with MD much longer than I ever thought she would. My favorite Hollywood couples are Ed Harris and Amy Madigan, and Joel Cohen and Francis McDormand. I hope Hilary and Chad stick it out, though I also have doubts. Wonder why they haven't had kids yet.

Camilla said...

Like the list but you forgot Bennifer II

Ellie said...

Paris and Paris are gonners - as if anyone cares!

Anonymous said...

From your mouth to Paris's ears...but not, apparently, to her ring finger.