Monday, February 25, 2008

2:25 a.m.

Keri Russell is introducing another Best Song nominee, and this is one of the ones that is NOT an "Enchanted" song. 

They're a Gospel choir from Harlem, but I'm not sure why they thought it was a good idea to have people sitting there in a fake congregation. It's possible the fake congregation are singing, too. Though they might just be clapping along.

Owen Wilson is here! Hooray! Nice to see him up and around. 

He's doing the "Best Live Action Short Film." Mr Movie picked "At Night". Sadly, he wasn't right. It went to "Le Mozart des Pickpockets," putting him 3-4 for the night. It's quite an International Night. His acceptance speech is in French. I can tell you he said, "Thank You Very Much."

2:21 a.m.

Finally! Something useful from a Sky Premiere commentator! One of them (don't know her name), speaks Spanish so she was able to translate Javier's acceptance speech. Basically, he thanked her mother and his grandparents. 

Jon Stewart just introduced an Oscar tribute to "Binoculars and Periscopes." Oh! Wait! They included Night Vision Goggles from "Silence of the Lambs." They should have had a fact-checking department.

2:16 a.m.

Jennifer Hudson (looking lovely in white) is here to present the first acting award of the night: Best Supporting Actor. 

Mr. Movie picked Javier Bardem for "No Country for Old Men." I have to say, Javier is lovely with a haircut. Watching the clips, I am reminded as to how amazing Hal Holbrook was in "Into the Wild."

As expected, the Oscar goes to Javier Bardem. He just shook hands (rather than shoot them with an air gun) with Tommy Lee Jones and Josh Brolin. He just said something to his mother in Spanish. Sadly, my four years of Spanish isn't enough to translate for you, MarathonMum fans.

Mr. Movie is now 3-3 with his choices. 

I'm also wondering if Thing One will hear me and come down to join me for the Oscar broadcast. I told him if he woke up in the night, he could do it, but I doubt it'll happen. 

2:13 a.m.

Cate Blanchett just presented Best Art Direction. I like her purple dress but the necklace doesn't really work here.

Meanwhile, I'm having an e-mail conversation with my friend Kathy Q about The Rock. She doesn't know why he's there, either. They have a great phrase for that here. It's called, "Punching Above Your Weight." 

Why do they insist on showing all of these old clips? It's just making the show longer.

2:10 a.m.

They're whipping through this stuff. We're at Best Art Direction.

Mr. Movie picked "There Will Be Blood," which was a favourite for him tonight (he picked it to win Best Picture and Best Director too).

Sadly, he is now 2-3 because it went to "Sweeney Todd."

2:07 a.m.

Dwayne Johnson is presenting. I had some time between commercials to read that he is actually The Rock. 

He is presenting the Best Visual Effects, and it goes to "The Golden Compass," which was Mr. Movie's choice.

He picked it to win because, "It was filmed in Greenwich."

I would say that's a pretty good visual effect.


2 a.m.

Amy Adams changed from her green dress into something not as nice, but perhaps easier to sing in. She's singing the first Best Song nominee, "The Happy Working Song." I wonder if they're going to make her sing all three songs from the movie? 

Mr. Movie has predicted that this will be the winner. It's getting a rather tepid response from the audience, though. Doesn't bode well for his pick.

1:55 a.m.

Oh no! Poor Brad Bird just got cut off by the music. I bet that would happen to me too.

Katherine Heigel, wearing a gorgeous red dress (though not as nice as Anne Hathaway's), just admitted that she's "incredibly nervous" and she looks it. That's sweet.

Best Makeup Category: Mr. Movie picked "Pirates of the Carribbean." 

He said, "You know, 'Pirates of the Carribbean' is Disney. But I can't see it because it's scary."

Sadly, Mr Movie is now 1-2 because "La Vie En Rose" won.

1:52 a.m.

Best Animated Feature award. This is the first time since the category has been introduced that we have NOT seen all of the nominees. The odd French one, "Persepolis" hasn't been released here, I think.

Mr. Movie picked "Ratatouille" to win. This is the one category that he actually has an educated opinion about. And he was right!

Mr. Movie is now 1-1 in his Oscar picks.

1:44 a.m.

George Clooney is back. Hooray. It was a pump fake, though because I thought he was going to announce the awards.

Oh, no. It's the first of many (I'm sure) clip jobs. This is why I'll be up until 5:15 a.m.

We're having some technical difficulties at MarathonMum HQ because for some reason I can't cut and paste Mr. Movie's Oscar choices. But he made some bold choices. For Best Picture and Best Director, he went with "There Will Be Blood."

1:40 a.m.

Wesley Snipes, who just barely escaped prison, is sitting with Spike Lee. 

A nice short monologue. This bodes well for the night.

Costume Design! I still haven't run through Mr. Movie's Oscar Picks, but for this category he picked: Sweeney Todd.

Bummer. Mr. Movie is 0-1. The Oscar went to Elizabeth: The Golden Age, which I still haven't seen.

1:30 a.m.

The intro is some sort of CGI thing with clips from all sorts of movies. People are chering, bbut I don't know why. It seems sort of lame to me. 

This is the 80th Annual Academy Awards. Does this mean because it's a number ending in 0 I'm going to have to 

Jack Nicholson is in the front row. He's ALWAYS in the front row. Does he only agree to go to the Oscars if he gets a front row seat? And why does John Travolta get such a good seat?

Jon Stewart just made a good joke that if Vanity Fair wanted to show respect to the writers, they could invite them to the party. He's not standing behind a podium this year. Bold Move, Mr. Stewart!

Julie Christie is wearing an AIDS ribbon. I know she hasn't worked in a long time, but didn't she get the memo? They haven't worn those ribbons in at least 10 years.

I love how Jon Stewart laughs at his own jokes. I can relate. I laugh at my own e-mails, which is like my very own Oscar monologue.

He just told us how to come up with our own stripper names: the name of our childhood pet, and the street we grew up on. So if you're wondering, MarathonMum fans, my stripper name is...Hammy Wetmore.

1:28 a.m.

I just checked our Live Coverage from last year, and it appears that it did not start until 1:30 a.m. I am trying to decide if it would be a good time for some coffee, but it seems too early. 

More filler. Claudia Winkleman, who I know you've never heard of, is hosting the Sky Coverage. As luck would have it, Mr. MarathonMum and I were at a British Press awards show a few years back, and Claudia Winkleman was there. I only remember because she was wearing a white pants suit and it was November. 

Oh, thank goodness. It's REALLY starting now.

1:20 a.m.

I don't know what's happening, but I'm guessing that people are hustling to their seats. Sky Premiere is doing filler-- clips and interviews with the nominees-- and E! is talking to some legal guy about Britney Spears' visitation hearing. Yawn.

More fashion! But I know for a fact that it's a clip from earlier. Heidi Klu, who's wearing a gorgeous red dress from John Galliano, just told Ryan Seacrest that she's not wearing a bra, but she is wearing panties. File that under TMI (Too Much Information).

There's all sorts of screaming. Heidi just told Ryan that George Clooney has just arrived. Like I said, this was taped earlier. 

Maybe things don't really kick off until 1:30 a.m. This is torture.

1:02 a.m.

OSCAR NIGHT!

It's starting! It's starting!! Oh, wait. Not yet. Sky Movies is filling airtime with people you (nor I) has ever heard of, talking about the Oscars.

My questions for the night:
1. Are Angelina and Brad there?
2. Will the celebration be somewhat subdued, given the Writers Strike has just settled?
3. Will Ratatouille win?
4. Will Heath Ledger be the last actor honored in the list of "Those Who Passed This Year" (I thought it'll be either him or Robert Altman, but I just checked, and he died in 2006.)
5. Will I see any mice in the early hours? (Back in the days of working for WSJ.com, one of the overnight editors would always end her notes with the number of mice she saw in the night. I fear I might have to do the same here at MarathonMum HQ, though we haven't seen one in a while. But I think I just heard something. I will stomp the floor to make them scurry away, if need be.).

12:58 a.m.

Renee Zellweger has short blond hair! It looks great, but sadly for her, I don't think she's had anything to eat in a long time.

It's almost time for the Big Event. E! has signed off, as has Sky One. Time to switch over to Sky Premiere, for which I signed up specially. 

It doesn't look good for my night, though. The on-screen TV guide tells me they've allowed until 5:30 a.m. for the coverage. I nearly lost the will to live last year when it ended at 5:17 a.m., so my only hope is that it'll end earlier this year.

12:49 a.m.

Ah. Now THERE's Ellen Page. And she's wearing, you guessed it, Black.

Honestly, people, would a little bit of colour kill you? It's the biggest night of your career. Live it up!

Ryan Seacrest just asked Casey Affleck who he was tugging, and it turned out it was his wife, Summer.

Hillary Swank looks much happier this year. She also looks incredibly fit. She just admitted that she ate some carrot cake on the way to the Oscars. Gotta love that. She also probably hasn't eaten all week, so once she had the dress on, she probably figured, What the hell. Let's eat something.

Viggo Morgensten has a huge, bushy beard. I wonder if he's already started filming "The Road"? (Time for a quick IMDB check) Damn! I'm good. In fact, according to IMDB, they ARE filming "The Road" right now. 

12:43 a.m.

We're still on Oscar Pre-Game coverage. I have to say it's been pretty lame so far. Maybe it's dragging because everyone is waiting to see a pregnant Angelina Jolie.

Jennifer Hudson is wearing white. At least she didn't bring back the bolero/Judy Jetson jacket from last year.

It turns out that Amy Adam's dress is actually dark green. Who knew?

Mylie Cyrus again! She's in Valentino, so you've got to give her props for choosing a classy designer.

Colin Farrell is here with his mother. She looks younger than him, though I'm willing to bet she's done less drugs.

12:37 a.m.

"She does a look that girls at home can do."

Um. No. As hard as I might try, I will not be able to replicate Cameron Diaz's look. Because I am not Cameron Diaz.

Marion Cotillard may have learned her lesson from the BAFTA's and she's not wearing anything "Too French." She's wearing Jean Paul Gaultier. So French, but not too crazy.

12:30 a.m.

Helen Mirren, last year's Best Actress winner, is talking to Ryan Seacrest. She's got a nice red dress on, but she didn't say who made it. I like the sleeves-- they're all jeweled up.

Now he's talking to Jessica Alba. You can tell she's keeping her due date a secret, because she's being all cagey about how far along she is ("I'm in my third trimester"), and when exactly her due date is. She just told us who made her dress, but then he asked her if she's going to be breastfeeding. That was for all the men in the audience, obviously.

Hillary Swank is wearing... you guessed it... black.


12:24 a.m.

Gary Bussey is the one who was yelling at Ryan Seacrest and poor Jennifer Garner. I think he was drunk or high or both. I think we have to give props to Laura Linney, who got Jennifer Garner out of there. I wonder where Ben Affleck is? Is he home babysitting?

E! likes Jennifer Garner's whole look, but they're dissing the black too. 

There's Javier Bardem and he brought his mom. Oh, you have to love that. And he got a haircut (though I'm not surprised). 

Cameron Diaz has gone for blush pink, too. I think she learned something from the bride look of last year. (Thought that might have been at the Golden Globes).

Tilda Swinton, who is beautiful, is wearing a black sack. There's no other way to describe what she's wearing.

12:16 a.m.

As a special treat this year, I had Mr. Movie [Thing Two] make his Oscar choices.

But wait! Back to E! Some strange guy keeps yelling at poor Ryan Seacrest. They just told us who it is, but I've already forgotten.

Keri Russell has a blush pink dress on, but I can't decide if I like it. Kristin Chenowith has another (yawn!) black dess on. Pregnant Jessical Alba, (Sue Storm to everyone in this household) is wearing a burgundy dress, which looks good.

Wait! I was wrong! The woman who I thought was Ellen Page was actually Mylie Cyrus (I've just misspelled that, but I have to say, I don't care). I know she's some sort of pre-teen phenom, but beyond that, I don't know anything about her. This Cyrus girl is talking about wanting to be a "True Artist". You've got to be kidding.

12:11 a.m.

I just realized why they keep showing Patrick Dempsey. Of course! He was in "Enchanted", which was nominated three times for Best Song.

I also know that Sky One is being incredibly lame and it's not really live. I know this because they happen to be standing next to Ryan Seacrest. The stars stop to talk to Ryan (I know who he is this year, which is progress), and then they talk to Sky One. But when I jump over to Sky One, they're not on it. Where's their sense of adventure? Why are they editing these interviews? That is disappointing, as is Sky One's coverage, to be honest.

12:05 a.m.

Juno, I mean, Ellen Pge is wearing a nice red dress, but it's not as stunning as Anne Hathaway's. I suspect she had some sort of stylist coaching her because she doing all sorts of poses and making weird faces. But she looks a lot nicer than she has in any other picture I've seen.

Dwayne Johnson is talking to Ryan Seacrest at E! Who the hell is Dwayne Johnson?? And he's presenting, Ryan just told us. Talk about punching above your weight!

James McEvoy and Anne-Marie Duff are talking to E! This year they seem to know who he is. I guess that's what a nomintion (Which he got last year) will do for you. They even Id'ed Anne Marie Duff, but I guarantee they had to ask someone. She's a big stage actress here, but I bet Ryan didn't know who she is. They're both very witty in a British sort of way. Anne-Marie Duff has a stunning blue dress on, and looks lovely.

I'm noticing lots of black dresses this year, which is making me sleepy, even at this early hour. 

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Live Blogging from the Oscars

Yes, MarathonMum fans. I've taken my Disco Nap and I'm ready to go. It's Oscar Night 2008!!

As it's been for the last two years, I'll be live blogging the event in order to stay awake. Stars! Dresses! Speeches! Who could ask for more?

And who better to kick off the night than our man George Clooney? The man for whom All Women Over A Certain Age have a crush. How could you not love a man who comes over to dinner and then goes up into the attic with a flashlight when some sort of an alarm goes off and he wants to find the source?

(Our man) George was nominated as Best Actor for "Michael Clayton", which we watched last night. It was a fantastic film, but I don't think it'll beat "There Will Be Blood" or "No Country for Old Men." Nor will George win, we think. That honour will go to Greenwich's Favourite Son, Daniel Day-Lewis.

At the moment, I'm toggling between E! and Sky One. Sadly, it's hard to hear on Sky One, and E! seems to have more actual Red Carpet coverage, which is key at this point in the night, because I just want to see the dresses. 

Ah! First beautiful dress of the night. Anne Hathaway has a beautiful red dress on. I love it. I didn't catch who it was from, but it's totally the type of dress I would want to wear. 

Sadly, I have no co-host with me this year, as Amazing Anne who joined me last year on the sofa, couldn't make it this year. She has to fly out to Istanbul in the morning, and that would be difficult to do if we have to stay up until 5:17 a.m., like we did last year. I can guarantee I won't be as funny by myself. But given that I have a readership of one for Oscar Night, I'm not too concerned.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

Super Duper Tuesday


Yesterday was Super Duper Tuesday. Why was it Super Duper, you ask? Because:
• We voted in the Illinois Presidential Primary. Isn't the Absentee Ballot a beautiful thing?
• It was also Pancake Day, a joyful British tradition (see above). 

First, the presidential primary (with photo to follow). Even though we haven't lived in the U.S. for nine years, we still get to vote. We also get to file annually with the IRS, so if anyone complains about the first statement, I retort with that salient fact. Thing One, Thing Two and I have been discussing the presidential race frequently, talking about the positions of the candidates and who they are. One afternoon before the Iowa caucuses we sat down with a big newspaper spread showing pictures of all the candidates. I pointed to the Republican side of the spread and said, "We don't care about that side. We're Democrats."

Thing One is most impressed with Barack Obama's environmental positions, and because Thing Two does whatever Thing One does, he feels the same way. The feminist in me made sure that they understood that there was no reason why a woman couldn't be president. 

So yesterday before we went off to our Pancake Day party, we sat down with my absentee ballot and I showed them how it worked. It was like our very own "Super Duper Tuesday" (as the BBC called it) polling place. I also had to explain that it will be a long time before we know who the next president will be.

Following the voting, we set off for the party, where the boys got to flip and eat traditional British pancakes, which are more like crepes and do not resemble American pancakes at all. Pancake Day is a big deal in England-- all the supermarkets have a large display of ingredients because they assume nearly everyone will eat one that day. 

The boys had their fill of pancakes at the party, followed by general merriment and joy. And that, my friends, made for a Super Duper Tuesday.

Monday, February 04, 2008

Four Things (Or, A Cheaters Post)

My friend Camilla sent this to me a few weeks ago. As I would like to post, but also have many things to do today, I'm going to answer these questions and consider it "posting." Sure, it's cheating, but it's also an excellent way to waste time at work, for those of you who'd like to cut and paste the "Four Things" and then e-mail them to friends.

Four movies I will always stop and watch when surfing (even though I've seen them hundreds of times):
1. The Thomas Crown Affair (with Pierce Brosnan)
2. The Shawshank Redemption
3. The Sure Thing
4. Sixteen Candles 

Four jobs I've had in my life:
1. "Investigator" for an EPA subcontractor
2. Winery tour guide (in Bucks County)
3. Summer camp counsellor
4. Journalist

Four places I have lived:
1. London, England
2. Chicago, Illinois
3. Youngstown, Ohio
4. Doylestown, Pennsylvania
(But I am always, first and foremost, a Proud Jersey Girl)

Four TV Shows I Love to Watch:
1. Lost
2. ER
3. The Daily Show 
4. Spooks

Four Places I have been (for more than a month):
1. Washington, D.C.
2. Princeton, N.J.
3. France (though the 30 days were not consecutive)
4. Italy (ditto to above)

Four People who I e-mail regularly (in no particular order):
1. Mr. MarathonMum
2. Anne P.
3. Kathy K.
4. Kirstin M.

Four Favourite Things to Eat:
1. Mr. MarathonMum's pizza
2. Chocolate cake
3. Sushi
4. Indian from the Mogul

Four Places I would Rather Be Right Now:
1. Anywhere warm and sunny
2. In NJ, celebrating the Giants' surprising victory
3. In Italy.
4. Anywhere with my three favourite men.

Four Things I Am Looking Forward to in 2008:
1. Our Fab Family Trip to celebrate our Big Birthdays this year. 
2. Working on and finishing a long-held goal.
3. Being healthy enough to run and be happy.
4. Running a half-marathon in October. 

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

An Overture to Motherhood

A British friend of mine sent this link to me yesterday. It is quite likely that my friends in the U.S. have seen this MONTHS ago, but what can I say, we live thousands of miles away and sometimes these things take time to reach these shores.

Mothers: watch and weep.
(Don't be distracted or distressed by the Korean title of the clip. There's very helpful English subtitles with this clip, which will come in handy when you're laughing at the "It must be your father's DNA" line and you miss the next bit).


Friday, January 25, 2008

My 300th Posting & (Nearly) Three-Year Anniversary

I always used to think that the big changes of my life occurred in September, centered around the start of the new school year. It also happens to be the month that I got married. But upon further reflection, I realize that most of my Big. Life. Changes. happened in January. 

To wit:
-When I finished university one semester early, it was in January that I found myself casting about, trying to figure out what to do with my life while all my mates were still in school.
-When we moved to London, it was in January that I found myself wandering around a new city, trying to find a flat for us, and learning to love a hot cup of tea on a grey day. As I unpacked boxes in our new house, I found out I was pregnant with Thing One. (Not too many life changes at once.)
-When I started training in earnest for the London Marathon, it was in January. I also started this blog nearly three years ago today.
-And now, with Thing Two off to reception for the whole day, I now find myself trying to figure out what to do with my life (now that it's mostly mine again) and how to accomplish it.

It's a funny location to be in, looking back and looking ahead, but this is where I find myself these days. 

One Sunday, just before Christmas, I met an earlier version of myself. She was a 29-year-old woman who had just moved here from the United States. She now was trying to navigate London and get to grips with all the things that were the same, but different about living here. Her husband was off working, leaving her to figure all the little things of life in London. It reminded me so much of my early days here, and it seemed, paradoxically, that it was just yesterday and so very long ago.

Mr. MarathonMum and I then did the math. If we arrived here nine years ago, and that seemed like just yesterday, nine years from now Thing One will be 17 years old. "We're at the half-way point," Mr. MarathonMum joked, but I for one, DID NOT find that funny.

It seems apt that my 300th posting would be so retrospective, and is both looking back and looking ahead. I've got a plan for what I'm going to do now, but I still need the crucial notebook to get it all down on paper. (Those who know me well will appreciate my need for stationery products to get things moving.)

That fantastic write Anonymous once said, "It is the memory that enables a person to gather roses in January," to which I would add, "It is the memory, and the aspirations, that makes things happen in January."

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

New Year's Eve 2007


This year, without even trying, we had the funnest and funniest New Year's Eve EVER.

I certainly have had my fair share of fun and memorable (or not, depending on the amount of champagne drunk) last days of the year. Here's a sampling:
• In the 1970s, our family spent every Dec. 31 dining at the Hanover Steakhouse in New Jersey, now, sadly defunct.
• In 1986, I was asked to the senior prom.
• In 1989, I broke up with the same boyfriend who asked me to the senior prom.
• In 1993, my boyfriend (not the same as the above, but who I hoped would be my fiancee by then, but wasn't) and I paid over the odds to eat at a restaurant in Philadelphia with our friends. At 2 a.m., I watched him ring in the new year by changing a flat tire on I-95.
• In 1994, my fiancee (he finally asked! Hurrah!) and I watched a man shoot potatoes in the woods of Pennsylvania.
• In 1998, our first in London, we excitedly turned on the BBC at midnight to see the London celebrations, but all we got was a BBC reporter standing next to Big Ben as it chimed in the New Year and the reporter saying, "It's now 1999." A damp squib, even if we didn't know what that meant at the time.
• In 2000, we rang in the new millennium in style, with Thing One in a Baby Bjorn on my chest, we watched the fireworks on the Thames as we stood beside the Cutty Sark with our great friends from Chicago, who flew in specially for the occasion.
• In 2003, we spent the night in a swanky hotel in London.
• In 2006, hours after landing from a trip to Copenhagen, I fell asleep on the sofa.

But I digress. I wasn't particularly excited about New Year's Eve this year. In fact, when I was talking to a friend earlier in the evening and she asked what my plans were, I told her that New Year's Eve was best celebrated in your 20s, and best ignored thereafter. Thing One and Thing Two wanted to stay up until midnight. I told them that was only possible if they took a nap. As if. So then I told them we would celebrate New Year's Eve with our good friends from Moscow (at 9 p.m. GMT). We watched the fireworks in Red Square, called the grandparents in the US to wish them a Happy New Year, and we packed them off to bed. Or so we thought.

As we settled down to watch "The Bourne Ultimatum", we could hear the pitter-patter of tiny feet upstairs. We confidently said they'd be asleep soon. At 9:45 p.m., a note was tossed down from above. "Is it New Year yet?" it asked. "No!" we yelled up. "Now go to sleep!"

Thirty minutes later, thump-thump-thump-thump as little boys descended the stairs from above. "Is it New Year yet?" they asked, as they burst into the room. "No!" we said. "Now go to sleep!" said Mr. MarathonMum, while I said, "You guys are doing a great job of hanging tough. Only an hour and 45 minutes to go!"

Fifteen minutes later, thump-thump-thump-thump as little boys again descended the stairs. "Don't worry about us," Thing One announced to the room. "I've set up activities upstairs to keep us awake. Is it New Year yet?"

Once the movie concluded and we could hear enjoyment of the myriad of activities Julie McCoy, I mean Thing One, had set up for them, and realizing there was no way they were going to miss the London celebrations, we called up: "You can come down now." Amazingly, Thing One (age 8) was still wide awake, and Thing Two (age 4) was hanging in there.

We watched the New Year's pregame on the various channels and waited for the London extravaganza to begin. Things have changed considerably since our first New Year's Eve in 1998. At 11:50 p.m., snuggling on Mom's lap and holding her hand for comfort, Thing Two could hang in there no longer and he was asleep. So close, and yet, so far.

At midnight, we watched the amazing fireworks at the London Eye and we rang in the New Year having had the funnest and funniest New Year's Eve yet.